unreckless: (Food - Tomatoes on toast)
Master List of my fic... what?


Supernatural )

Heroes )

RPS )

Dollhouse )


Big Bang 2009 Progress!
 
19324 / 20000 words. 97% done!
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Here, have some of my favorite fics, panfandom-like. Some I've rec'd before (they are my favorites, after all), some I haven't. There are several others I'm trying to track down, so I'll be editing this.


The Big Bang Theory )


Doctor Who )


Heroes )


J2 )


Sports Slash (baseball) )


Supernatural )


Veronica Mars )
unreckless: (SPN - RPS moral highground)
Can't say I found SPN 4.20 all that interesting. Sorry, Castiel. Sorry Show. Sorry fangirls.

Anyway. FIC!

title: Come on, fur fag, we've got a world to save
pairing/characters: J2, with added CMM, Kristen Bell, and Kripke
rating: PG-13 (for language)
word count: 8400
notes: written for [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter, loosely based on Hocus Pocus. I didn't think I was going to get this done at all, so please forgive any errors you might find. Featuring furry jokes, pussy jokes, and Chad.

I'm fairly sure this is up there as the worst things I've ever written. But I guess it's funny, so who cares!

summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some old doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.



It’s a lovely spring day, and Jared knows Kristen thinks he’s an idiot of the first water. He’s strangely okay with it. )
unreckless: (Food - Whisk & Measuring Spoons)
REC: This site is actual food porn. That's even its name.

I made these tonight (and they are GODLY). And then I wrote this. It's been a good day.

title: Hors d'oeuvres
paiting/characters: J2, with appearances by JDM, Patrick Dempsey, and Jessica Alba
rating: PG-13
word count: 2400
note: A Food Porn timestamp. Schmoop pretty much just for the sake of schmoop. Un-beta'd.

summary: Jensen gets a job offer and Ross graduates the fifth grade. The hors d'oeuvres are incredibly disappointing.



using hand mixer, whip together 8 oz brie (cut off rind), 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream, 1 tsp honey )

ETA Sunday morning @ 8am: made a couple of superficial edits for word choice, typo, etc.
unreckless: (BBT - P&S Tick-tock)
Apparently it's taken until my junior year, but the liberal, environmentalist academia thing is really eating my brain. Going to a lecture tonight about carcinogens and the plastics/chemical industry (the Ohio River Valley is a huge chemical plant center). Not eating meat anymore if I don't know where it came from-- so luckily we have a farmer's market here that has local vendors who can certify that yes, they humanely raised that creature and butchered it themselves.

I think it comes from learning my rheumatoid arthritis is probably caused by the fact American society is too sterile and clean and obsessed with antibacterial stuff, leading to my bored and underworked immune system attacking my own joints, and that my menarche at nine years old is possibly the result of synthetic estrogens leaching from plastic baby bottles because my mother couldn't breastfeed... I need to do more research, but I think I'm going to do my 10-page research term paper for my History of Public Health Disasters class on the former topic.

And of course it's an icky, rainy day, so every joint in my body aches like hell. The knuckles in my hands are all swollen and stiff. God damnit, I'm twenty years old! This is ridiculous!

Onto happier stuff:

Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] static_pixie!

Welcome new friends [livejournal.com profile] matty_parkman, [livejournal.com profile] ineffort, and [livejournal.com profile] morbidmuse!

And a J2 rec:

Edit by [livejournal.com profile] bittersplendor
And each time, with each touch that means more than it did before— before this, Jensen thinks, now there is this to lose.

I'm writing a scene in Deadsville/my Big Bang right now that's a lot like the argument/miscommunication the boys have in this, but it ends much happier here! :) This fic is a lovely little slice, but that line that doubles as the summary goes right to my gut and the places under my eyes that get hot when I want to cry. Go read it!
unreckless: (SPN - Winchesters creeped out)
*bats eyes* Anyone found 4x17 online yet? I'm still comin' up empty and it's midnight :(

Fixed up my userinfo. J'adore [community profile] milou_veronica so so much.

Here, have a piece of Deadsville, since I'm spamming and wasting your time:

Cut! )

unreckless: (SPN - RPS moral highground)
 
Title:
Food Porn
Rating: R
Pairing: J2, assorted background ships that include het
Characters: Um, everyone ever pretty much. Including pastry chef!Kristen Bell, exasperated ex-wife!Jessica Alba, ultra smooth waiter!Aldis Hodge, and Blake Lively as the Verizon outlet girl.
Word count: ~50,000
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, etc.
Warnings: Kid!fic, present tense, and bad language like whoa. No, seriously. "Fuck" and its derivatives are used 180 times in those 50K words. Also, there is some explicit het.

Summary: Jensen’s a neurotic sous chef and his roommate Jared’s a disgruntled chef turned blogger turned author who’s just trying to finish his book. Mostly they call each other names, and then they fall in love. And then they call each other names some more.


ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE | SIX | EPILOGUE
SOUNDTRACK & GLOSSARY
**Soundtrack now actually uploaded!**


Notes and thanks: So here yo have my first foray into writing J2. It's taken an INCREDIBLY convoluted path to get posted. It started out as a 1500-word original ficlet for [livejournal.com profile] pyrebi (who is nearly always to blame for everything I write) back in October. Then I decided to make it my NaNo, an original buddy comedy with no slash. Then in December I went "fuck it, I'm gonna do it J2 after all" and finished it by the end of Jaunary. I posted it to my journal, filtered for [livejournal.com profile] pyrebi to read, and went to find myself a beta. Got a beta. And then about six weeks passed with no word from said beta, despite my emailing her asking if everything was okay. So here it is, mid-March and I'm FINALLY posting.

So huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pyrebi, [livejournal.com profile] looleebelle, and [livejournal.com profile] bobbinrob! No, seriously. Thank you!



I'm not a chef myself (nor would I ever want to be!) but I've worked in restaurants my whole life (it's sort of the family business). If I consulted any outside sources besides, like, wikipedia, I've forgotten in the four months it's been since I wrote this. I'm also not from Chicago, so I'm sorry if I've gotten that beautiful, wonderful city all wrong.

I've also put together a glossary of food and industry terms that might not be familiar to everyone. You might want to take a look at that before you read.


ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE | SIX | EPILOGUE
SOUNDTRACK & GLOSSARY

unreckless: (Food - Stack of pots)
posted by [personal profile] unreckless at 04:33pm on 23/01/2009 under , , ,
don't let it go away, this feeling has got to stay )

EDIT: Wait! Want more? Read Hors d'oeuvres, a timestamp featuring more Ross, more snark, and the answer to that question left unanswered...


unreckless: (Food - Tomatoes on toast)

ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE | SIX | EPILOGUE
MASTER POST
SOUNDTRACK & GLOSSARY


Title: Food Porn
Rating: R
Pairing: J2, assorted background ships that include het
Word count: ~50,000
Disclaimer: Not mine, never happened, etc.
Warning: Language like whoa. No, seriously. Fuck and its derivatives are used 180 times in those 50K words. Also, there is some explicit het.

Summary: Jensen’s a neurotic sous chef and his roommate Jared’s a disgruntled chef turned blogger turned author who’s just trying to finish his book. Mostly they call each other names, and then they fall in love. And then they call each other names some more.


ONE | TWO | THREE | FOUR | FIVE | SIX | EPILOGUE
MASTER POST
SOUNDTRACK & GLOSSARY

Soundtrack! )


Glossary! )

By the way, the penis game in Waiting? Totally real.

unreckless: (Food - Waffles)
posted by [personal profile] unreckless at 02:07am on 21/01/2009 under , , ,

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