Victoria

1. Now I want butter pecan for breakfast.

2. You have to warn for "second-person imperative tense?" Is it really that scary to some people?

3. Actual review time. Loved it - loved the way you carried through the theme of "mixing metaphors," (and I love the theme, too, because it's something I do all too often IRL). I think you've mastered the person/tone/tense thing, too, which makes it all the more interesting to read. Great job.