Victoria

This usually ends in Josh telling their mother and Jensen getting a tedious phone call from her the next night, during which she tells him quite mildly that if he’s planning on suicide, please make it something tidy like pills so she can have an open-casket funeral to show off how devastatingly good-looking her middle child was.
Hahaha, I like her!

Jensen has to admit he likes this whole head chef thing. He gets. He gets out early and he gets to go home to shower before he pretends he has a social life and drinks himself into a stupor.
I think there's a "He gets" to many in there!

Danneel makes a kick-ass bartender. :D


“Really?” he asks. “You work in a bakery and a gay bar?”
Hahahah, awesomely awesome career!

“I’m sorry you’re sick,” he adds. “But anyway, and then Danneel made you a mudslide, since you actually have, like, a vag and you enjoy shit like that and you were all ‘No, you just hafta relax your throat a little, man.’ And then that bear with the hat—you know who I mean—the big dude with the real thick Tennessee accent?—and then he told you how you were just the prettiest fuckin’ guy there, and you just looked over at me like ‘ah! Save me, oh, hairy one from this even hairier one!’ So I did, ‘cause I? I am a good fuckin’ friend.”
I think you should write this. Like, a fic. Jensen and Jareds night out. :D


Jensen doesn’t even care that this clearly makes him the girl, because that is definitely Jared’s tongue in his mouth, and those are Jared’s vocal cords making that happy humming sound, and that tongue and that happy sound are conspiring to make Jensen feel pretty damn lightheaded.
YAY KISSING! \o/

“I have this rule, okay?” he says, voice all harsh and rough and really, Jensen would kind of love to hook his foot back around him and reel him back in. “I wrote about it on the blog. You just don’t—you don’t shit where you eat, you know? That’s why Chad and Sophia’s relationship sucks, ‘cause they do. And now… us, and this shit is going to—oh fuck. At work. Jesus.”
Jensen stares at him with honestly no fucking idea what the guy is talking about.
Poor Jensen! I don't get what Jared is babbling about, and I don't even have a fever. Poor, poor Jensen...

Aaaaand I need to get up in about five hours for school, which, yeah. Damn you for being so awesome, Victoria! (please don't stop)