Victoria

“Well, first off, you need a Kiss Me Deadly,” she says, looking up at him through her bangs and pointing to the baked goods side with her pen. “Solid dark chocolate core in a white chocolate ganache filling. Flourless bittersweet chocolate torte, glazed with dark chocolate ganache and accented with a little bit of red-tinted white chocolate to look like blood spatter.”
Why do you INSIST on talking about chocolate?!? Now I really, really, really want chocolate... :(

“Look, Jared, I get it. It didn’t mean anything. I’m sorry you feel like you have to be such a fucking girl about the whole thing, but Jesus, it’s done.” Jared draws in a sharp breath but says nothing.
DAMMIT JENSEN OF COURSE IT MEANT SOMETHING. DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT! D:

Jessica bought a big dog, and Jensen moved in with Jared.
Which is pretty much the same thing, right? :D Haha!

Our son reads at a twelfth grade level. He goes to a school for gifted kids. Sometimes I get the feeling that he can actually move shit with his mind.
Hahahaha, she is so awesome. :D

Jensen breaks the wax and pulls out the invitation. It’s a simple card, a piece of off-white cardstock with the pertinent details written next to a cartoon that’s presumably of Jared wearing his coat, checks, and toque, holding a whisk in one hand and looking sheepish with his shoulders up around his ears. Jensen loves Sophia.
I love Sophia tooooo. <3

Chad waves his arms and goes off like a firework. “Every single goddamn person I know is psychotic! There’s Sandy with her mean-ass ‘I don’t know if I even want to be a doctor anymore so I’m going to be a crazy bitch and drunk dial you on a Tuesday just to say FUCK YOU!’ and Kristen spending all her time moping over you. My parents hate each other, and Sophia’s pregnant and it’s mine and I’m balls-in-a-blender fucking terrified, and my best friend spends every fucking minute we’re together whining with his ‘Wah! I’m in love with Jensen but he doesn’t love me back so I’ll keep fucking Sandy and buying kitchen shit I don’t need!’ bullshit, and then there’s you. You.” Chad pokes him in the sternum. Really fucking hard, too. “You are the worst of all, because you’re a crazy person and people like you and you don’t understand—Jesus Christ, why am I being the voice of reason? I am not a voice of reason! Do you look at me and think ‘Boy, he looks like he’d be good for exposition and knocking sense into stupid motherfuckers like me!’ or do you think ‘I wonder if he could score me some chronic’? I am Chad motherfucking Murray! I have had it with this shit! I am out of here!”
I REALLY HAD TO QUOTE ALL OF THAT BECAUSE THAT RANT WAS HILARIOUS AND EPIC AND CHAD IS FREAKING AWESOME! AND JARED LOVES JENSEN AND NOW JEN KNOWS IT! :D

He still shows up to Frosting on Friday and they it on the couch and continue their discussion of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang like nothing like the date ever happened.
Sit not it! ;)

Mr. July’s face has been covered with a cutout of Chad’s squinty mug.
Wow. :D